Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra....

The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness.

Isn't this some type of child abuse?

Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back to his wife, Jean. Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who just passed away. The preacher's wife took one l...

This one has to be a loser - I'll take Cleveland over KC.

The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed.

A doctor who became a bartender was always giving out shots!

on your 36th!

Nothing like a good workout!

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of ...

Now this is using your head! Concusions, what concusions.

During the trial, a lawyer objected to the audiologist's testimony, calling it hearsay.

The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.

Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.