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My wife wants to make her own cards this year with this picture on the front. Don't ask, she is as weird as I am. :D
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It will be in black and white. The back of my shirt says Brewmaster, and yes the 140 pound Great Dane is wearing a pink tutu.

We are trying to come up with a saying for the front of the card.
That's where y'all come in. We haven't come up with anything yet, so we are open to suggestions.

I've thought of....May what makes you happy, bring you peace this holiday season.

And yes it's a kilt. If it was a skirt, I'd be wearing my size 11 pumps. :p
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What does a Irishman/Scotsman wear under his kilt?




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And yet, once again... MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm shocked. Someone who posts pictures of a cat with no hair licking it's privates has a weird wife. Imagine that.
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I think you are all skirting the issue :D
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(outside) however you may find youself traveling down life's road (inside)we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year (or happy holidays)
"Filled with mingled cream and amber
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chambers of my brain
-- Quaintest thoughts -- Queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away;
Who cares how time advances?
I am drinking ale today."

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jimjohson wrote:(outside) however you may find youself traveling down life's road (inside)we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year (or happy holidays)
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Can't get much better than that!!!
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jimjohson wrote:(outside) however you may find youself traveling down life's road (inside)we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year (or happy holidays)
I like that Jim, I'll run it by the missus.
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cool
"Filled with mingled cream and amber
I will drain that glass again.
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Come to life and fade away;
Who cares how time advances?
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So this is a Christmas card not a letter to Santa?

'cause the first thing that pooped into my mind was "Dear Santa, we've looked everywhere can you help us find our pants" :freeze:
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