You Know You're a Homebrewer WHEN:
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Y'all did notice that his cats hang upside down from the rafters didn't you?
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Re: You Know You're a Homebrewer WHEN:
if you guys just figured that out I wonder about you. Anyway what I am currently drinking is about 12%. And you see where my cat is so you know what they are into. Anyway what I am saying is that I have done such HB that the equipment is all my cats know for toys.
im Leben Geduld ist eine Tugend
in Brau-es ist eine Anforderung
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in brewing it is a requirement
You are stronger than you think you are!!!!
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in Brau-es ist eine Anforderung
in life patience is a virtue
in brewing it is a requirement
You are stronger than you think you are!!!!
~~Andy Wesley 1973 -- 2013
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Really? You all suspected that Haer was right in the head? Haven't you been paying attention? What would he be doing here?
YKYAHBW You are at a restaurant drinking craft beer and trying to figure out how to bring home the bottles.
YKYAHBW You are at a restaurant drinking craft beer and trying to figure out how to bring home the bottles.
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Never mind, there it is.
Never mind, there it is.
Re: You Know You're a Homebrewer WHEN:
When?.... You stop at a friends house and he is trying to be sociable and keeps bringing out the BMC's and all the while you would rater be drinking one of your own homebrews and want to leave. It is ok though if the friend is into good beers and then you might stay awhile and help him delete his stockpile.
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Re: You Know You're a Homebrewer WHEN:
YKYAHB when you're dog is not only your best friend but your best drinking buddy...
Now before y'all chastise me for animal cruelty, he gets high on the aroma NOT on the taste. Kinda like Billy Clinton back in the day, eh!!!
Now before y'all chastise me for animal cruelty, he gets high on the aroma NOT on the taste. Kinda like Billy Clinton back in the day, eh!!!
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Conditioning: Nut Brown Vienna Lager Ale, PilotHouse Pilsner, Johnny Silk's ESB 4th gen, Blue Moon Clone Trois, Fallen Friar Deaux, Arizona Country Canadian Draft Deaux
Drinking & Sharing: Rose's Rambling Red, Blue Moon Deaux, Ruck & Maul Red, American Devil Indian Pale Ale, Quiet Creek Kolsch, Northwest Pale Ale, Golden Czech Pils, Beach Babe Blonde, Grand Bohemian Czech Pils Trois, Diablo IPA+, Columbus Cascading Amber Ale, High Country Gold Lager Ale,
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You Know You're a Homebrewer WHEN:
You watch a football game, see shots of the sidelines, notice the big Gatorade coolers, and think: "oooh, mash tun..."
You watch a football game, see shots of the sidelines, notice the big Gatorade coolers, and think: "oooh, mash tun..."
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Re: You Know You're a Homebrewer WHEN:
Damn Man! at least you could make biskies for your assistant brewer.T8rSalad wrote:YKYAHB when you're dog is not only your best friend but your best drinking buddy...
Now before y'all chastise me for animal cruelty, he gets high on the aroma NOT on the taste. Kinda like Billy Clinton back in the day, eh!!!
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This, and you plan your weekends off according to the weather so you can brew a batch outside, no matter how cold it is!mashani wrote:YKYAHBW:
At least in my case - when 90% of the time you look at beer at the store and think ... self... I can make twice as much (or more!) beer for the same price... and it will probably be better... and then walk away from the beer shelf.
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OK........................ YKYAHBW: When you see your cats doing this!!
told ya gotta add the 'srooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
told ya gotta add the 'srooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im Leben Geduld ist eine Tugend
in Brau-es ist eine Anforderung
in life patience is a virtue
in brewing it is a requirement
You are stronger than you think you are!!!!
~~Andy Wesley 1973 -- 2013
in Brau-es ist eine Anforderung
in life patience is a virtue
in brewing it is a requirement
You are stronger than you think you are!!!!
~~Andy Wesley 1973 -- 2013
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Bob, that is ridiculously funny. I'm trying it with my cat.
Making beer and stew for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Never mind, there it is.
Never mind, there it is.
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YKYAHBW: You pour a commercial craft brew and realize you automatically left 1/4 inch in the bottle.
I'll let that sink in a minute....
I'll let that sink in a minute....
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Great one!FedoraDave wrote:YKYAHBW: You pour a commercial craft brew and realize you automatically left 1/4 inch in the bottle.
I'll let that sink in a minute....
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Your city announces emergency water conservation measures and you immediately do a mental inventory of how many bottles need to be washed.
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LOL
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I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chambers of my brain
-- Quaintest thoughts -- Queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away;
Who cares how time advances?
I am drinking ale today."
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Man! Am I glad that I'm not the only one that does that. Another I catch myself doing when I'm pouring a commercial beer is pour it real slow so as not to overly disturb the trub at the bottom of the bottle.FedoraDave wrote:YKYAHBW: You pour a commercial craft brew and realize you automatically left 1/4 inch in the bottle.
I'll let that sink in a minute....
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Warm still with the life of forgotten men who made them.
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Are awake through years with transferred touch and go on glowing
For long years.
And for this reason some old things are lovely
Warm still with the life of forgotten men who made them.
― D.H. Lawrence