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Stone must be a mess to brew so many beers. Now this: http://www.stochasticity.com/beers/crheam
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Cr(He)am
STYLE: Cream Ale ABV: 4.0% IBUs: 75 Share

Despite its unique and unexpected ingredient, Stone Stochasticity Project Cr(He)am Ale with Helium is an easy-drinking session beer with light notes of toast and an effervescent floral, spicy, and strong hop character from the addition of Helga hops. Helium is introduced to the beer via a widget that activates when the can is opened, streaming helium into the beer. The result is a very smooth mouth-feel and a tickle that produces a curious effect on the drinker, unlike any other beer.

Ages ago at an Irish club I had a beer in a can that when opened, released nitrogen and it was very good. This isn't new technology, just wave after wave after wave of new beers. And talk about session beer-4%? Never thought I'd see the day Stone would make a cream ale.
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I got the same email notification. I wonder if your voice goes into that funny high pitch cartoon-like range after you drink this???
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BlackDuck wrote:I got the same email notification. I wonder if your voice goes into that funny high pitch cartoon-like range after you drink this???
I was wondering the same thing!
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Welcome back Evily. We haven't heard from you in a while. Now the only one missing is ALB from the old forum. :)
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BlackDuck wrote:I wonder if your voice goes into that funny high pitch cartoon-like range after you drink this???
That would make it extremely difficult to convince the occifer you havent been drinking....
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myhorselikesbeer wrote:Welcome back Evily. We haven't heard from you in a while. Now the only one missing is ALB from the old forum. :)
ALB never came over to here, so no way to reach her.
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Was this email sent out today.....like the MoreBeer email that contained the link I just posted?
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I got it earlier this morning to 2 separate email addresses.
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evily wrote:
BlackDuck wrote:I got the same email notification. I wonder if your voice goes into that funny high pitch cartoon-like range after you drink this???
I was wondering the same thing!
Me 2.

I can see the potential for a whole new beer party/frat party game coming out of this.
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Funny that Sam's did the same gag today...

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April Fools day is kinda odd these days with all of the planned out vids and production...
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Here's Stone's April Fools helium vid for comparison:



They play it pretty straight until about 1:40...
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And here's a rundown of Stone's rich April Fools history...

http://www.stonebrew.com/aprilfools/
really, you should have known better. After all, we tell the truth all year long so do you really think we'd pass up our once-a-year opportunity to tell a big whopper of a fib? Not on your life!
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It appears that this actual news item is the reason for the dual AF jokes regarding creating hydrogen beers...

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The Schlafly one is pretty funny as well...

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