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Bout darn time, I'm gonna be wealthy. When this comes in, I will buy everyone a nice Blichman set-up!

Here's my notice I received today:


Mrs. Regina Al Ahmed
To Recipient
Today at 7:12 AM

KPC
P.O. Box: 27575,
Postal Code: No. 73726,
Safat, Kuwait

Greetings,

I'm Mrs. Regina Al Ahmed a widow to late Mr.Hassan Ahmed former CEO of Kuwait
Petroleum Corporation (KPC) here in Kuwait. I am suffering from long time Cancer
of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and
it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors.
This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. I don't want
you to pity me, but I need your assistance and trust.

My late husband died early this year from bomb attack, and during the period of
our Marriage we couldn't produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy and
after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth.

The doctor has advised me that I will not live for more than 2 months.

Am sorry if you are embarrassed by my mail and I have decided to contact you,
but if for any reason you find this mail offensive, please you can ignore it and
please accept my apology.

Before my late husband died he deposited the sum of Twenty million United States
dollars in a Finance Firm in Europe some years ago, that's all I have left now,
I need you to collect this funds and distribute it to charitable homes, so that
when I die my soul can rest in peace. The funds will be entirely in your hands
and management.

I hope God will use you to touch many lives. Please reply back to me; The doctor
has stopped me from receiving and making calls due to my ill health condition.


God bless you.
Best Regards,
Mrs. Regina Al Ahmed


WOW, how did I get so lucky?? I'm in the money, I'm in the money!! :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
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Congratulations FIT, you are right, you DO deserve it. I only wish I was blessed enough to have someone think I was responsable enough to be on the receiving end of a proctologist. Or is it a philanthropist? I always get those confused...
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Uh Oh FIT is so bored he's opening his spam again. :lol:

Please post again on the morrow and tell us about all those riches you were spending in your dreams. :whistle:
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Brewbirds wrote:Uh Oh FIT is so bored he's opening his spam again. :lol:
Spam? Spam is good, remove from can, slice, fry up in some bacon grease, eat on rye bread whilst enjoying a nice, strong IPA. Or on some white bread whilst enjoying a nice summer session brewski. :muahaha:
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I had a similar scam tried on me in fb via a personal message. I reported it to fb while I played along(don't you love multi tasking?) and "she" suddenly stopped talking so I guess they got "her".
"Filled with mingled cream and amber
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chambers of my brain
-- Quaintest thoughts -- Queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away;
Who cares how time advances?
I am drinking ale today."

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FrozenInTime wrote:
Brewbirds wrote:Uh Oh FIT is so bored he's opening his spam again. :lol:
Spam? Spam is good, remove from can, slice, fry up in some bacon grease, eat on rye bread whilst enjoying a nice, strong IPA. Or on some white bread whilst enjoying a nice summer session brewski. :muahaha:
Tastes even better with a household full of servants to open the can, slice the spam (maybe lightly toast the bread), ensure the ideal temp of the beer before pouring and delivering on the solid gold tray as you relax in the new gun room/library/evening salon. :lol:
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If you need someone to help you collect this funds, I'll cut out of work and head to Europe with you!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Dawg LB Steve wrote:If you need someone to help you collect this funds, I'll cut out of work and head to Europe with you!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You'll be the first one I hire.. I will be so busy with the new found funds I will need a personal brewer. I've done europe though.... how about down unda for a few months?
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There are scary spiders and snakes and stuff down unda. Maybe you should go there first and then bring some to your "meet up".

EDIT: Here ya go:

http://diply.com/just-a-dream/30-photos ... ce/33811/3
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Yah, it's amazing they actually find people that fall for that shit.
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Its fun to see how far you can push the limit with them during boring conference calls. I give my occupation as "Disposable Lighter Repairman" and always wish them "Bestests Regards." I just asked my lawyer "Mr. Lory" if he was really a female or is a man with a girls name as Lori is a girl's name in my country, so if he is really a man with a girl's name he should use his lawyering to change it to something manly.

And yet they still keep coming back for that transfer fee.
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