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How to talk like a beer snob

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Not enough horse blanket.
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jivex5k wrote:Not enough horse blanket.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for the link Roger. Even though I talk about IBUs and mouthfeel, I hope I'm not really a closet beer snob.
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All true...in baseball, if you talk like that you are a fanatic, with beer, like it or not, you come across as a snob. I've been guilty of speaking so once or twice, until I reaize what i sound like.
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Mouth Feel... what happens when you pour beer into it.
IBU... I brew usually.
Hops... what I do when there is a long line at the potty.
should I go on?
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Yankeedag wrote:Mouth Feel... what happens when you pour beer into it.
IBU... I brew usually.
Hops... what I do when there is a long line at the potty.
should I go on?
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