Beer aphorisms

[FedoraDave]

I thought it was time to start a thread for all the great beer aphorisms we come across. I've got three to start off:

* Beer is made from hops. Hops are plants. Therefore, beer = salad!

* Beer has food value. Food, on the other hand, has no beer value.

* Beer does contain vitamins. Just not a lot, which is why I have to drink so much of it.

[Crazy Climber]

I brew coffee, and drink it first thing the morning. I brew beer, so that means I can drink it first thing in the morning.

[FedoraDave]

It's Five O' Clock somewhere!

[teutonic terror]

Beer is made with cereal grains, therefore I can have beer for breakfast, no matter what SWMBO says!