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Saw this when driving though MN the other day:
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Which tool is your favorite??

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Something bout sweaty gals I like.
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Beer-lord wrote:Something bout sweaty gals I like.

Uh... wait... there's gals in dat video? Darn it, I honestly posted that for the tools. Now I feel like the jackhammer.
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I think I like the sander...
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Subject: Women



*WOMEN*
A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let
him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.


She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions, and give in to his
most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man
in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive
and invincible . . .

No wait . .

Sorry . . .

I'm thinking of beer. . .

It's beer that does all that shit.

Never mind.
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:lol:
Making beer and stew for the Zombie Apocalypse.
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FrozenInTime wrote:Which tool is your favorite??
The orbital sander comes with dust bags!
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