BeerBorg Beer Jokes...drink beer, tell joke
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Re: BeerBorg Beer Jokes...drink beer, tell joke
Saw this when driving though MN the other day:
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Re: BeerBorg Beer Jokes...drink beer, tell joke
Things men have made with wakened hands, and put soft life into
Are awake through years with transferred touch and go on glowing
For long years.
And for this reason some old things are lovely
Warm still with the life of forgotten men who made them.
― D.H. Lawrence
Are awake through years with transferred touch and go on glowing
For long years.
And for this reason some old things are lovely
Warm still with the life of forgotten men who made them.
― D.H. Lawrence
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Re: BeerBorg Beer Jokes...drink beer, tell joke
Things men have made with wakened hands, and put soft life into
Are awake through years with transferred touch and go on glowing
For long years.
And for this reason some old things are lovely
Warm still with the life of forgotten men who made them.
― D.H. Lawrence
Are awake through years with transferred touch and go on glowing
For long years.
And for this reason some old things are lovely
Warm still with the life of forgotten men who made them.
― D.H. Lawrence
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Re: BeerBorg Beer Jokes...drink beer, tell joke
Things men have made with wakened hands, and put soft life into
Are awake through years with transferred touch and go on glowing
For long years.
And for this reason some old things are lovely
Warm still with the life of forgotten men who made them.
― D.H. Lawrence
Are awake through years with transferred touch and go on glowing
For long years.
And for this reason some old things are lovely
Warm still with the life of forgotten men who made them.
― D.H. Lawrence
Re: BeerBorg Beer Jokes...drink beer, tell joke
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Re: BeerBorg Beer Jokes...drink beer, tell joke
Which tool is your favorite??
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Re: BeerBorg Beer Jokes...drink beer, tell joke
Beer-lord wrote:Something bout sweaty gals I like.
Uh... wait... there's gals in dat video? Darn it, I honestly posted that for the tools. Now I feel like the jackhammer.
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Re: BeerBorg Beer Jokes...drink beer, tell joke
I think I like the sander...
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Re: BeerBorg Beer Jokes...drink beer, tell joke
Subject: Women
*WOMEN*
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let
him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions, and give in to his
most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man
in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive
and invincible . . .
No wait . .
Sorry . . .
I'm thinking of beer. . .
It's beer that does all that shit.
Never mind.
*WOMEN*
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let
him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions, and give in to his
most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man
in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive
and invincible . . .
No wait . .
Sorry . . .
I'm thinking of beer. . .
It's beer that does all that shit.
Never mind.
Things men have made with wakened hands, and put soft life into
Are awake through years with transferred touch and go on glowing
For long years.
And for this reason some old things are lovely
Warm still with the life of forgotten men who made them.
― D.H. Lawrence
Are awake through years with transferred touch and go on glowing
For long years.
And for this reason some old things are lovely
Warm still with the life of forgotten men who made them.
― D.H. Lawrence
Re: BeerBorg Beer Jokes...drink beer, tell joke
Making beer and stew for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Never mind, there it is.
Never mind, there it is.
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Re: BeerBorg Beer Jokes...drink beer, tell joke
The orbital sander comes with dust bags!FrozenInTime wrote:Which tool is your favorite??
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