Groomsman's Pride - The Final Frontier

[Inkleg]

A monkey may be hard to come by that time of year, but I can show up in a kilt (mind you, it's only a skirt if I'm wearing my size 12 pumps) and a naked cat. Will that work?

Oh and a keg of something or another to enjoy.

I think I'd need many kegs before I could 'enjoy' that!

Paul, I would think you out of everyone would find the attributes of a kilt most beneficial, especially in your hot sticky climate. Helps keep Jim and the twins from clinging to ones thigh.

[Inkleg]

And I apologize to Dave for the turn this thread has taken.

[Beer-lord]

A monkey may be hard to come by that time of year, but I can show up in a kilt (mind you, it's only a skirt if I'm wearing my size 12 pumps) and a naked cat. Will that work?

Oh and a keg of something or another to enjoy.

I think I'd need many kegs before I could 'enjoy' that!

Paul, I would think you out of everyone would find the attributes of a kilt most beneficial, especially in your hot sticky climate. Helps keep Jim and the twins from clinging to ones thigh.

Nope, I pay people to take care of that for me.

[evily]

Sweet! The Borg is gonna do a little wedding crashing, and Jeff is gonna bring his naked cat (and possibly be naked under his kilt )! Sounds like a par-tay!

[FedoraDave]

And I apologize to Dave for the turn this thread has taken.

Don't apologize. My daughter would probably LOL and join right in. She's not the Bridezilla type, and she appreciates a good homebrew/craft beer now and then.

[FedoraDave]

It's a nice wedding until someone starts slinging poo.

If anyone's gonna be slinging poo, it's gonna be me!

[Brewbirds]

The Hat forgets to mention that pics will be posted when available.