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Post by Chuck N »

Let's talk crap about BB and BB2 before they get their inner-net back up.

:lol: :laugh :D :jumpy: :p
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Ok, I'll play your gossip game.
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Yeah! And they're short, and, and nice! And really good at football picks! Take that!
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I've heard they're lactose intolerant.

I really hate intolerant people. Lactosians have as much right to exist as anyone else.
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Lactosians! :lol: :lol:
I think I remember them from Star Trek.
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Watch what you say there could be a flyby crapping!
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I have heard that she is actually a spy for Mr. Beer and they are moving to the east coast to be close to someone.. not sure who... but getting swenned comes to mind. But, not the first or even second time I've been wrong.
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Dawg LB Steve wrote:Watch what you say there could be a flyby crapping!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm unclear if they are brother and sister, or sister and sister, or some sort of 2 headed hermaphrodite like creature. But whatever they are, I like them.
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mashani wrote:I'm unclear if they are brother and sister, or sister and sister, or some sort of 2 headed hermaphrodite like creature. But whatever they are, I like them.

and they won't give you a straight answer. but so do I
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They are actually Super Secret Agents off on a mission to defend democracy, freedom and Sony Pictures right now. As I type, they are spinning upside down shooting people while wearing black tights. They also gather craft beer information for the NSA, but keep all Borg activities secret even from the president. This is the only place where they can go to recharge and be themselves.
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I think they are a bit flighty, and the female seems a bit of a bird brain.
I have over 9,000 posts on "another forum", which means absolutely nothing. Mr. Beer January 2014 Brewer of the Month with all the pomp and circumstance that comes with it...

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Sites to find beer making supplies: Adventures in Homebrewing - Mr. Beer - MoreBeer
My Beer - click to reveal
Currently using 6 LBKs.

Beers I regularly brew:
Bell's Best Brown clone
Irish Hills Red - I call this "Ann Arbor Red"
Mackinac Island Red - I call this "Michigan Red"
Oatmeal Stout - I call this Not Fat, Stout - Oatmeal Stout

Bottled 5 gallons of Ann Arbor Red on 4/18/17. Bottled 5 gallons of Michigan Red on 5/8/17.

Brewed in 2017 - 22.13 gallons (19.91 in 2012, 48.06 in 2013, 61.39 in 2014, 84.26 in 2015,46.39 in 2016)
Brewed in lifetime - 282.14 gallons
Drinkable beer on hand -  13.58 cases, with 6.11 cases ready in May and early June.
Average cost per 12 pack through all beer brewed - $6.27(ingredients only)
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It also is abhorrent that she exposes her breasts on this forum and the moderators do nothing. Not much there though. :lol:
I have over 9,000 posts on "another forum", which means absolutely nothing. Mr. Beer January 2014 Brewer of the Month with all the pomp and circumstance that comes with it...

Certificate in Brewing and Distillation Technology

Sites to find beer making supplies: Adventures in Homebrewing - Mr. Beer - MoreBeer
My Beer - click to reveal
Currently using 6 LBKs.

Beers I regularly brew:
Bell's Best Brown clone
Irish Hills Red - I call this "Ann Arbor Red"
Mackinac Island Red - I call this "Michigan Red"
Oatmeal Stout - I call this Not Fat, Stout - Oatmeal Stout

Bottled 5 gallons of Ann Arbor Red on 4/18/17. Bottled 5 gallons of Michigan Red on 5/8/17.

Brewed in 2017 - 22.13 gallons (19.91 in 2012, 48.06 in 2013, 61.39 in 2014, 84.26 in 2015,46.39 in 2016)
Brewed in lifetime - 282.14 gallons
Drinkable beer on hand -  13.58 cases, with 6.11 cases ready in May and early June.
Average cost per 12 pack through all beer brewed - $6.27(ingredients only)
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Actually, it's a well-known fact that they're friends with JoeChianti.

That should tell you something right there.
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