"Redolent of old socks and French cigarettes, this has a head like Marty Feldman and flavor notes of sardine , Pepto-Bismol, and Dixon Ticonderoga No. 2 with a finish like the Seattle Seahawks. Fortunately, the unconsciousness and convulsions spared me the experience of tasting it again on the way up. The doctor says that my speech and vision will return eventually."
Now I'm really interested in the judges' comments!
