Live long and prosper

joechianti · Post by **joechianti** » Sat Mar 21, 2015 7:03 pm

I was just informed that every time you smoke a cigar it takes 10 minutes off yor life. Now I'm no math expert, but it usually takes me 30 minutes to smoke a cigar, so I figure every time I smoke one I'm actually gaining 20 minutes. I better start ordering larger boxes if I want to collect back everything I paid into Social Security.

Chuck N · Post by **Chuck N** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 8:26 am

Smoke 'em fast enough and you could live forever!

joechianti · Post by **joechianti** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:51 am

Chuck N wrote:Smoke 'em fast enough and you could live forever!

When I smoke 'em with a hit of mescaline I feel like I could live forever.

Tabasco · Post by **Tabasco** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 5:30 pm

I've completely lost my taste for tabacco ....

joechianti · Post by **joechianti** » Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:47 am

Tabasco wrote:I've completely lost my taste for tabacco ....

I thought I had, too. Smoked cigaretters for 27 years, with a few years of pipes and cigars as well. Quit smoking 15 years ago and truly believed I was done with it. Still have no interest in cigarettes, but have started a new love for cigars. I just hope it doesn't shorten my life too much. I'm barely 5'7" now from shrinking already.

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