Okay. In Wisconsin, The "Dairy State", this is what they call a "butter face"...
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Everything is pretty "but-her face". (In Iowa they call it a "Budweiser Face" - Nice legs, nice tush, nice breasts, "Bud-why's-her face" so ugly?)
In Minnesota this is what we call a Butter Face...
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Meet Princess Kay of The Milky Way. Every year the Minnesota Dairy Council selects a winner of the Princess Kay contest and she has her likeness carved into a block of butter and the bust is displayed at the Minnesota State Fair. (She's the one on the left. The other one is the sculptor. Probably from Wisconsin. )
Things men have made with wakened hands, and put soft life into
Are awake through years with transferred touch and go on glowing
For long years.
And for this reason some old things are lovely
Warm still with the life of forgotten men who made them.
We're normal. No butter anything. Lots of craft breweries though...
I have over 9,000 posts on "another forum", which means absolutely nothing. Mr. Beer January 2014 Brewer of the Month with all the pomp and circumstance that comes with it...
Certificate in Brewing and Distillation Technology
Beers I regularly brew:
Bell's Best Brown clone
Irish Hills Red - I call this "Ann Arbor Red"
Mackinac Island Red - I call this "Michigan Red"
Oatmeal Stout - I call this Not Fat, Stout - Oatmeal Stout
Bottled 5 gallons of Ann Arbor Red on 4/18/17. Bottled 5 gallons of Michigan Red on 5/8/17.
Brewed in 2017 - 22.13 gallons (19.91 in 2012, 48.06 in 2013, 61.39 in 2014, 84.26 in 2015,46.39 in 2016)
Brewed in lifetime - 282.14 gallons
Drinkable beer on hand - 13.58 cases, with 6.11 cases ready in May and early June.
Average cost per 12 pack through all beer brewed - $6.27(ingredients only)
yeah, if I wasn't happily married to the lust of my life, and also not an old geezer.. just change her hair a bit, put a smile on her face, and she'd be a hottie.
The Nong Brewery defines "Fermentation" as: Making "Rot" a Good Thing
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Jan 6th: HCCD Mod II
Jan 27th: Diablo IPA Mod
Feb 18th: Pilothouse Pilsner Mod II
Mar 13th: Witty Monk Witbier Mod II
Moved in June disupting my brewing and pipeline
July 19th: OVL Mod II
Late Aug: Bewitched Amber Ale Mod
Oct: High Country Canadian Mod III
Nov: St Pat's Irish Stout/Vanilla Porter Mod
Dec: Pilothouse Pilsner Mod III