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I have a car that craps in my tub sometimes......want it?
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Beer-lord wrote:I have a car that craps in my tub sometimes......want it?
Does it get good gas mileage?

You could solve that problem by parking it someplace other than the tub.
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Damn iPhone
I meant cat of course but I do have an old car I'd like to sell.
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Beer-lord wrote:Damn iPhone
I meant cat of course but I do have an old car I'd like to sell.
Does the cat crap in that?

You know, the used car industry warned me about sellers like you... :p

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Do you like
the naked cat shat?

I do not like it
PapaG-I-am
I do not like
the naked cat shat.

I do not like shat
in my house.
I do not like shat
on my mouse.
I do not like it
in tub or car.
I do not like it
near of far.

I do not like naked cat shat.
I do not like it, PapaG-I-am.
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Mashani, that's a keeper!
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mashani wrote:Do you like
the naked cat shat?

I do not like it
PapaG-I-am
I do not like
the naked cat shat.

I do not like shat
in my house.
I do not like shat
on my mouse.
I do not like it
in tub or car.
I do not like it
near of far.

I do not like naked cat shat.
I do not like it, PapaG-I-am.
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OK... try this one...

"the sun did not shine.
it was too wet to play.
so we shat in the house
all that cold, cold, wet day.

I shat there with Bella,
we shat there, we two.
and I said, 'how I wish Inkleg
found us something else to do!'

too wet to go out
and too cold to play ball.
so we shat in the house.
better then doing nothing at all.

so all we could do was to
sh#t! sh#t! sh#t! sh#t!
and Inkleg did not like it.
not one little bit.

and then something went BUMP!
how that bump made us jump!
we looked!
then we saw him stomp on the shat!
we looked!
it went flying!
He got shat on his hat!"
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This is about to go weird. Like it isn't already.
So, does anyone want a cat that occasionally shats in the tub?
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:rofl: That was great Dave. The wife and I had a good laugh.
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Beer-lord wrote:This is about to go weird. Like it isn't already.
So, does anyone want a cat that occasionally shats in the tub?
I already have 2 of those. If you can't tell. But mine have fur.
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All I can say to that
is holy shat!
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You guys need more beer
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I'm fixing to have a (un-used by cats) tub for sale if you're interested BL. :whistle:

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Naked Cat Brewery On Tap
Yazoo Sue Smoked Porter
Octoberfest
Le Petite Saison
Czech Pale Lager
A Toast to Big Fuzzy Russian Imperial Stout at 10%
Belgian Blond
Flower Power IPA
4 Kilts Clueless Belgian Strong
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One Wort Two Yeast with WLP940
Shipwreck Saison
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