Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)
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Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)
Well, isn't this interesting...
Works with bottles, cans (maybe Crowlers?) and 64 oz growlers (some?)...
Scientifically engineered... (To aerate your beer I wonder?)
In any case, it might be cool on the patio or back deck with a friend or two...
Fizzics Portable Draft Beer System FZ01
Just 4AA's... No CO2!
All done? Run some Star San through it and you're ready for the next table party!
Works with bottles, cans (maybe Crowlers?) and 64 oz growlers (some?)...
Scientifically engineered... (To aerate your beer I wonder?)
In any case, it might be cool on the patio or back deck with a friend or two...
Fizzics Portable Draft Beer System FZ01
Just 4AA's... No CO2!
All done? Run some Star San through it and you're ready for the next table party!
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Dear Family, do not give me this gift for Father's Day!
Thanks,
Dad
Thanks,
Dad
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Beer+straw? What's not to like?
Making beer and stew for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Never mind, there it is.
Never mind, there it is.
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That price tag!John Sand wrote:Beer+straw? What's not to like?
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Making beer and stew for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Never mind, there it is.
Never mind, there it is.
Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)
I know I can be skeptical but I don't think I need a machine to take the beer out of a container for me.
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Especially when you have to fill it to begin withKealia wrote:I know I can be skeptical but I don't think I need a machine to take the beer out of a container for me.
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Exactly. Maybe this works well for people who only buy growlers?Whamolagan wrote:Especially when you have to fill it to begin withKealia wrote:I know I can be skeptical but I don't think I need a machine to take the beer out of a container for me.
I just can't fathom that it changes the taste of a can/bottle of beer.
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Anymore than pouring it into a glass and letting the head let the hop aromas outKealia wrote:Exactly. Maybe this works well for people who only buy growlers?Whamolagan wrote:Especially when you have to fill it to begin withKealia wrote:I know I can be skeptical but I don't think I need a machine to take the beer out of a container for me.
I just can't fathom that it changes the taste of a can/bottle of beer.
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So it works like this...
I asked my friends sister, who is also his aunt so I knows its fer real...
Case of Bud = $20
7.5 cases of Bud = $150
Fizzics unit plus tax = $180
Cost of America Sticker for unit = ?
Glass of Bud on draft = $1.
180 glasses of Bud on draft = $180
$150-$180 = - $30 Savings!
$180 Fizzics unit - $30 Savings = $150 Adjusted cost of Fizzics unit...
Since yer getting draft beer now instead of bottled, subtract the 7.5 cases of bottled Bud...
So $150 - $150 = FREE!
So you can have Bud on Draft fer FREE... Ain't that American!
I asked my friends sister, who is also his aunt so I knows its fer real...
Case of Bud = $20
7.5 cases of Bud = $150
Fizzics unit plus tax = $180
Cost of America Sticker for unit = ?
Glass of Bud on draft = $1.
180 glasses of Bud on draft = $180
$150-$180 = - $30 Savings!
$180 Fizzics unit - $30 Savings = $150 Adjusted cost of Fizzics unit...
Since yer getting draft beer now instead of bottled, subtract the 7.5 cases of bottled Bud...
So $150 - $150 = FREE!
So you can have Bud on Draft fer FREE... Ain't that American!
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Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)
BigPapaG wrote:So it works like this...
I asked my friends sister, who is also his aunt so I knows its fer real...
Case of Bud = $20
7.5 cases of Bud = $150
Fizzics unit plus tax = $180
Cost of America Sticker for unit = ?
Glass of Bud on draft = $1.
180 glases of Bud on draft = $180
$150-$180 = - $30 Savings!
$180 Fizzics unit - $30 Savings = $150 Adjusted cost of Fizzics unit...
Since yer getting draft beer now instead of bottled, subtract the 7.5 cases of bottled Bud...
So $150 - $150 = FREE!
So you can have Bud on Draft fer FREE... Ain't that American!
Don't let uncle/pa find out about aunt/sis!
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This must be that new math that everybody is talking about.
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Yeah, after a few fizzy yellow... Straw drafts?Kealia wrote:This must be that new math that everybody is talking about.
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Bud math=bad math
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What a gimmick! I mean there are guys at my work talking about buying them. So I asked 'what type of beer do you guys drink'.....one said Coors and the other, nothing but Miller!