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Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:46 am
by mashani
Cyclocross with pools of water, piles of snow, mud, ice, ginormous pot holes, and fallen logs as obstacles.

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:16 pm
by Brewbirds
mashani wrote:Cyclocross with pools of water, piles of snow, mud, ice, ginormous pot holes, and fallen logs as obstacles.
Dang!!!! I hope you managed to warm up quite a bit or your beer was at least room temp. :p

All four limbs are still intact ?

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:11 pm
by ssorck
mashani wrote:Cyclocross with pools of water, piles of snow, mud, ice, ginormous pot holes, and fallen logs as obstacles.
I feel your pain! I tried to go on a trail run this AM for the first time in weeks - HUGE mistake. Between the slippery snow, hardpack snow, waterlogged trails, etc. I didn't even get a mile in before throwing in the towel. Won't try that again for a couple of weeks...

On topic...I deserve a homebrew cause I just dumped a case of gushers. But I've already had a Lindemans Kriek, a Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout and I'm working on a Flying Fish Grand Cru - so I probably don't deserve a homebrew after all!

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:07 pm
by mashani
Brewbirds wrote:
mashani wrote:Cyclocross with pools of water, piles of snow, mud, ice, ginormous pot holes, and fallen logs as obstacles.
Dang!!!! I hope you managed to warm up quite a bit or your beer was at least room temp. :p

All four limbs are still intact ?
Yeah only a bit of road rash, but now it's a blizzard, so tomorrow I will go ski LOL.

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:56 am
by Tabasco
I deserve many, many, homebrews. All the time. Because ... because ... I do, dammit!

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:53 pm
by jimjohson
Tabasco wrote:I deserve many, many, homebrews. All the time. Because ... because ... I do, dammit!

your logic is unassailable. :lol:

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:24 pm
by mashani
Because I got stuck behind vertically challenged, horizontally gifted, slow, OCD lady on a 1/4 mile long boardwalk across not fully frozen swamp while cross country skiing.

OCD = ever time she saw a leaf or a stick on the snow she had to stop and push it off.

I could see where I wanted to get, I could have been there in a minute, but noooooooooo.

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:47 am
by FedoraDave
mashani wrote:Because I got stuck behind vertically challenged, horizontally gifted, slow, OCD lady on a 1/4 mile long boardwalk across not fully frozen swamp while cross country skiing.

OCD = ever time she saw a leaf or a stick on the snow she had to stop and push it off.

I could see where I wanted to get, I could have been there in a minute, but noooooooooo.
Yeah, it's weird, isn't it?

I had services to do at the mall yesterday, and I got there as soon as the stores opened. That, and the fact that it was brutally cold yesterday meant the place wasn't real busy. I knew where I had to go, and was ready to just quickly stride to each store. And still -- somehow -- in that sparsely populated, wide-open facility, I always seemed to get hemmed in by a charter member of the Slow Walkers of America.

I'm not talking about elderly or infirm people. Goodness, no; those folks get a pass. They can't help their condition, and my own dear father is fairly infirm himself, so I'd be a real turd if I got cheesed off at that. No, these were people younger and skinnier than I am, just strolling along, like cows in an open pasture.

And somehow, they always manage to be in front of me and even block my way.

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:09 pm
by jimjohson
FedoraDave wrote:
mashani wrote:Because I got stuck behind vertically challenged, horizontally gifted, slow, OCD lady on a 1/4 mile long boardwalk across not fully frozen swamp while cross country skiing.

OCD = ever time she saw a leaf or a stick on the snow she had to stop and push it off.

I could see where I wanted to get, I could have been there in a minute, but noooooooooo.
Yeah, it's weird, isn't it?

I had services to do at the mall yesterday, and I got there as soon as the stores opened. That, and the fact that it was brutally cold yesterday meant the place wasn't real busy. I knew where I had to go, and was ready to just quickly stride to each store. And still -- somehow -- in that sparsely populated, wide-open facility, I always seemed to get hemmed in by a charter member of the Slow Walkers of America.

I'm not talking about elderly or infirm people. Goodness, no; those folks get a pass. They can't help their condition, and my own dear father is fairly infirm himself, so I'd be a real turd if I got cheesed off at that. No, these were people younger and skinnier than I am, just strolling along, like cows in an open pasture.

And somehow, they always manage to be in front of me and even block my way.

I walk with a cane and still get stuck behind people like that.

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:03 pm
by RickBeer
IDAHBB - Washed both vehicles. Fusion Hybrid hadn't been washed in months. Truck was immaculate until I took it out in the storm we had on Weds and it got covered with muddy slush. I wash that thing and always miss spots. So I need a brew.

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:37 pm
by philm00x
IDAHBB I just spent the entire day gardening for SWMBO... carrying around 5 cubic feet of soil, pruning and raking and potting new plants, transplanting old plants into bigger pots and spraying them with fungicides. And it was 82 degrees here today so it was hot.

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:14 pm
by jimjohson
IDAHBB it's been raining all day going to rain all night and a good part of tomorrow

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:40 pm
by John Sand
Because I stood outside for three hours today to see my wife and future son in law in the local St Patrick's Day Parade. It was only 35, but we had fun!

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:58 pm
by FedoraDave
I worked 12 hours today. First marathon workday of the season. Ya-freakin'-hoo. And it's only March, and still pretty cold out there. We're supposed to get a dusting of snow overnight.

100 Years War IPA, here I come.

Re: I deserve a homebrew because....

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:03 pm
by BlackDuck
Drink up Dave....every 12 hour work day means a good hearty homebrew!!