Ask away!

[TimeTraveler]

Just keep your towel with you at all times!

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

Considering what an incredible success "Hands Across America" was approx 27 years ago in eliminating hunger and homelessness in the USA, isn't it time someone got going on "Hands Across the Middle East" in an attempt to bring peace to the troubled region?

I envision Palestinians, Jews, Iraqi's, UN peacekeepers and recently released hostages all standing together, holding hands and singing a really catchy theme song... how could this not bring about the kind of "feel good" spirit, that quite frankly, has been missing from the Middle East since, oh, say, 1200 BC?

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

If you could only take one 45 rpm song to a desert island, would you take "I Don't Like Mondays" by the Boomtown Rats or "Sometimes When We Touch" by Dan Hill?

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

Apparently "Dwarf Tossing" may be reinstated to the Olympics as a demonstration sport... the only question, should it be in the Winter Games or the Summer Games?

[mtsoxfan]

What a choice... are you a glutten for punishment??

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

If you're planning a crazy house party and there's only room for one more guest and you're down to choosing between Rev Ted Haggard and Mel Gibson... who gets the invite?

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."

Or is it?

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

I recently peed my pants re-reading this forum. What will take the stain out of Docker's Casual-Wear Pants, you know, like the ones the cool guys from Legal wear?

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

My friend just referred to me as a "future denizen of hell."
I think he was quite serious. Do you think he is still my friend?

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

Which scene in the history of cinema has the 'pause' button been used the most?

I'm kinda partial to Phoebe Cates coming out of the pool in "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"... but I suspect Sharon Stone might have the edge in "Basic Instinct"??

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

Is this possibly the greatest thing ever uttered by a C-list celebrity?

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," -- Woody Harrelson.

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

Back in 2009, a guy named Brian Gay won the PGA tournament........fortunately he was leading all the way, so the headline at PGA.com was "Gay Goes The Distance".

Now what if this guy had come from behind?

The PGA would have had a real problem with that headline, no?

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

Assuming Farrah Fawcett got into heaven, what outfit do you think they put her into for eternity? The infamous one-peice red bathing suit or maybe something from "Logan's Run"?

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

When you're having a conversation with a bunch of friends and the topic of porn comes up and someone is struggling to come up with the name of a porn actor or actress or film title... and you know the name of virtually everyone who has appeared in every porn movie made.........

Should you pretend not to know the name of the porn star, you know, so you don't look like some kind of perv?

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

The Winter Olympics are set to begin in February 2014 in Sochi. The Winter Paralympics begin in March 2014 also in Sochi..............

Considering the dangers of many of the Winter sports, shouldn't we make the Paralympians go first? You know, just to make sure everything's safe for the people who aren't in wheelchairs yet??