Re: New here, from MB
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 2:22 pm
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Re: New here, from MB
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 2:52 pm
Simply a misunderstanding on your part, Joe. I found this on your local P.D.'s website, it was a video, but they deleted it, so I am doing this from memory.
Cop #1 - Oh, here comes that old geezer that's always plastered! You know, the one with no teeth and a beer gut that's the size of a 9 month pregnant woman.
Cop #2 - Yikes! The last time he was in here we had to steam clean the cell, and we couldn't get that "old man stench" out of the mattress, had to burn it.
Cop #1 - I don't think he's the brightest bulb. He's always smiling, a sure sign that nobody's home.
Cop #2 - Quiet! Here he is. Just smile at him.
Both cops smile at Joe as he's led into the tank for another weekend stay.
Cop #1 - Oh, here comes that old geezer that's always plastered! You know, the one with no teeth and a beer gut that's the size of a 9 month pregnant woman.
Cop #2 - Yikes! The last time he was in here we had to steam clean the cell, and we couldn't get that "old man stench" out of the mattress, had to burn it.
Cop #1 - I don't think he's the brightest bulb. He's always smiling, a sure sign that nobody's home.
Cop #2 - Quiet! Here he is. Just smile at him.
Both cops smile at Joe as he's led into the tank for another weekend stay.