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The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we
were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see
you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to
remember how much you love us.'

And God said, I will create a
companion for you that will be with you and who will be a
reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when
you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or
unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are
and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be
a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal and God was pleased.



And the new animal was pleased to
be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, 'Lord, I have
already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of
a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this
new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be
a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'


And Dog lived with Adam and Eve
and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.


After a while, it came to pass
that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have
become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and
they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught
them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'
And God said, I will create for
them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as
they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so
they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

And God created CAT to be a
companion to Adam and Eve.


And Cat would not obey them. And
when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that
they were not the supreme beings.


And Adam and Eve learned humility.



And they were greatly improved.


And God was pleased..

And Dog was happy.

And Cat . . .

didn't give a shit one way or the other.

philm00x wrote:

I want to see the video of them putting the cat IN the pool.

OMG that's friggin hilarious!