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[FrozenInTime]

Minnasotey Camping Rig:

[philm00x]

jesus..

[TimeTraveler]

Examples of actual Court testimony:

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?


Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.


Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years

[Brewbirds]

jesus..

AND the person who pulled over to take the photo is shooting through a cracked windshield, AND the driver is still behind the wheel of the U-Haul AND the trooper seems to be admiring the RV's generator.

[FedoraDave]

jesus..

AND the person who pulled over to take the photo is shooting through a cracked windshield, AND the driver is still behind the wheel of the U-Haul AND the trooper seems to be admiring the RV's generator.

And this is a problem.....HOW??!! Lighten up, Birdie!



(you know I'm just joshin' ya, right?)

[Chuck N]

Minnasotey Camping Rig:

Do you have any idea how much U-Haul charges for a fifth wheel hitch? This guy's a genius!

[Wings_Fan_In_KC]

Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."


Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."



Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness: "Yes sir."
Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"

[Chuck N]

Lost in North Dakota


Bob a young journalism graduate from North Dakota had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to Bob and he returned to one of the most remote areas he knew of in his home state of North Dakota.

Deep in the prairie, Bob came upon a farmers house and decided this would be a good place to start.

He introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he was there. The farmer (named Farmer Dick) agreed to answer his questions.

Bob asked farmer Dick what event in his life had made him the happiest?

Farmer Dick replied, “One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We all formed a posse and found it. After we all had sex with it, we took it back to the farmer that lost it.”;

“I can’t print that,” said Bob the reporter, “Is there another event that made you really happy?” Farmer Dick thought for a minute and said, “Yep. One time the daughter of another local farmer got lost. She was a good-lookin’ young girl. We all formed a posse and found her. After all of us had sex with her, we took her back to her daddy.”;

Again Bob knew he couldn’t print the story and decided to take a different tack. He asked Farmer Dick, “Is there any event in your life that has made you really sad?”;

Farmer Dick hung his head and replied, “Well, I got lost once".

[Beer-lord]

Announcer at Yankees ballgame: "And now playing third, batting fourth and

pleading the Fifth - Alex Rodriguez".

[TimeTraveler]

Why do all Marxists drink imitation tea? Because all proper tea is theft.

A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.

[BrewDemon]

Dug's Joke from the Movie "UP"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9gHZPDh12g

[BrewDemon]

How do you post a video?

[philm00x]

[BrewDemon]

Oh well…I'll try this:

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I'm dead…Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead. 

[philm00x]

there we go... you put the part after the v= in the URL between the [youtube][/youtube] tags.