I deserve a homebrew because....

[Yankeedag]

I convinced an insane border collie that my kitchen floor is not made of lava.

Just before he burst into flame?

[mashani]

I convinced an insane border collie that my kitchen floor is not made of lava.

Just before he burst into flame?

Hah. That was after this car ride... Note the spittle on my window and below it... this went on for 20 minutes... insane border collies and fast moving objects are not a good mixture...

[John Sand]

Because I cleaned the dryer vent. Jane told me it took three cycles to dry the last couple of loads. Dryer is only a couple of years old, so I'm thinking vent. Of course, first I went to the store and bought a dryer vent brush for $20. And read up on the subject. Once home again I uncoiled the 10' coated wire handle. Our old house has a 6.5' basement and a crawl space. The dryer hose starts in the first, runs through the second. This might not be easy. First I disconnected the accessible section. Yuck, it's full of wet lint. So I took it outside and shook a couple of gallons of muck out of it. Done, $20 wasted. Well, I'll find another use for it.

[Kealia]

Back scratcher?

[John Sand]

I am tall....

[jimjohson]

i'm thirsty

[John Sand]

Because I just spent an hour or so carving my car out of a ton of ice and snow. (I was away for a week, it snowed twice, twice more since return, slushy snow froze on it) When I was done, I backed it out of the driveway, turned it around, and backed it in. And got stuck again. So, I went inside, took off my wet clothes, and had a couple of beers. I think I earned them.

[Yankeedag]

'cuz I ain't dead yet

[FrozenInTime]

Yea, u do deserve a brewski John, have another one. I can relate after my last battle with the frozen water.

Old green phart.... ya smell like it... just sayin...

[monsteroyd]

'cuz I ain't dead yet

Wow hit the nail on the head there. This^ is why I deserve a homebrew (that and I have a BUNCH of saison's to drink - even black ones)

Monty

[John Sand]

I have to confess, after the dig I drank two craft beers, not home brew. But after shoveling some more ice I popped open one of my Fat Cat Pale Ales (Doggy Style clone). Nice color and head, decent flavor. And my wife brought home a homebrew from one of her coworker's son. So, we're rockin'.

[jimjohson]

it's Tuesday

[Yankeedag]

Yea, u do deserve a brewski John, have another one. I can relate after my last battle with the frozen water.

Old green phart.... ya smell like it... just sayin...

That don't prove I'm dead. I did have chili and boiled eggs.

[docpd]

I have 6 cases in the basement.

[FrozenInTime]

I have 6 cases in the basement.

I'm jealous, I have one keg left and it's in da fridge. Then I'm a dry home.