BeerBorg

Mentioned as being seen over a urinal in a brewery:

"Please flush twice. It's a long way to St. Louis"




(Stolen from HBT thread - but made me actually laugh out loud when I read it)

Hey, aren't you from California where wasting water is illegal?
I think you have to follow the "if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down" rule, right?

It's old, but still funny.

John Sand wrote:It's old, but still funny.

I say that about Paul, too.

Still, it made me laugh. I'm not into bashing people's choice of beers, but it was funny nonetheless. I can just as easily make fun of the homebrewer that ferments his triple-hopped, donkey-balls dunkel with his dirty socks just so it gets infected.

Now there's two funnies here that made me laugh. The OP and the "donkey-balls dunkel"

I saw a sign over a urinal in some bar in Colorado back in '79.

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. As they get soggy and hard to light.

jimjohson wrote:I saw a sign over a urinal in some bar in Colorado back in '79.

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. As they get soggy and hard to light.

Or the old stand-by:

"Stand closer. It's smaller than you think."

"Now there's two funnies here that made me laugh. The OP and the "donkey-balls dunkel"

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