BeerBorg

Let's talk crap about BB and BB2 before they get their inner-net back up.

Ok, I'll play your gossip game.
I don't like pure white feathers except in my pillow case!

Yeah! And they're short, and, and nice! And really good at football picks! Take that!

I heard they don't get along with the pigeons, but then again who does?

I've heard they're lactose intolerant.

I really hate intolerant people. Lactosians have as much right to exist as anyone else.

Lactosians!
I think I remember them from Star Trek.

Watch what you say there could be a flyby crapping!

I have heard that she is actually a spy for Mr. Beer and they are moving to the east coast to be close to someone.. not sure who... but getting swenned comes to mind. But, not the first or even second time I've been wrong.

Dawg LB Steve wrote:Watch what you say there could be a flyby crapping!

I'm unclear if they are brother and sister, or sister and sister, or some sort of 2 headed hermaphrodite like creature. But whatever they are, I like them.

mashani wrote:I'm unclear if they are brother and sister, or sister and sister, or some sort of 2 headed hermaphrodite like creature. But whatever they are, I like them.

and they won't give you a straight answer. but so do I

They are actually Super Secret Agents off on a mission to defend democracy, freedom and Sony Pictures right now. As I type, they are spinning upside down shooting people while wearing black tights. They also gather craft beer information for the NSA, but keep all Borg activities secret even from the president. This is the only place where they can go to recharge and be themselves.
Thank you for your service, BrewBirds!

I think they are a bit flighty, and the female seems a bit of a bird brain.

It also is abhorrent that she exposes her breasts on this forum and the moderators do nothing. Not much there though.

Actually, it's a well-known fact that they're friends with JoeChianti.

That should tell you something right there.