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Live long and prosper
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 7:03 pm
by joechianti
I was just informed that every time you smoke a cigar it takes 10 minutes off yor life. Now I'm no math expert, but it usually takes me 30 minutes to smoke a cigar, so I figure every time I smoke one I'm actually gaining 20 minutes. I better start ordering larger boxes if I want to collect back everything I paid into Social Security.
Re: Live long and prosper
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 8:26 am
by Chuck N
Smoke 'em fast enough and you could live forever!
Re: Live long and prosper
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:51 am
by joechianti
Chuck N wrote:Smoke 'em fast enough and you could live forever!
When I smoke 'em with a hit of mescaline I feel like I could live forever.
Re: Live long and prosper
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 5:30 pm
by Tabasco
I've completely lost my taste for tabacco ....
Re: Live long and prosper
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:47 am
by joechianti
Tabasco wrote:I've completely lost my taste for tabacco ....
I thought I had, too. Smoked cigaretters for 27 years, with a few years of pipes and cigars as well. Quit smoking 15 years ago and truly believed I was done with it. Still have no interest in cigarettes, but have started a new love for cigars. I just hope it doesn't shorten my life too much. I'm barely 5'7" now from shrinking already.