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Look what I found
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:12 pm
by RedBEERd
I was cleaning a few bottles so that Beerlord and I can bottle the Clueless Kilt this weekend, put the device on the faucet and turned it on. NOTHING came out. So I figured it broke. I unscrewed it from the faucet and saw this.......and I guess it crawled up inside the faucet since I seldom use it....(I have seem MORE LIZARDS this year than all of my 57 years combinded...tho I can't explain why)
Re: Look what I found
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:44 pm
by FedoraDave
Okay, if this doesn't inspire a beer name, I will lose all hope.
Re: Look what I found
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:57 pm
by Inkleg
4KC now with real lizard.
Re: Look what I found
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:00 pm
by BlackDuck
That's hilarious Chuck. He's a cute little fella.
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Re: Look what I found
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:00 pm
by Beer-lord
Deep fry 'um and he'd make s great appetizer
Chuck, was he dead or alive?
Re: Look what I found
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:19 pm
by RedBEERd
He was still barely alive. I got him out but he lost his tail and ran off.
Jeff, I like your commercial there
Dave, I'm not all that original but yea, this should something like, "Faucet Lizard Ale, Minus Tail"
Re: Look what I found
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:19 am
by FedoraDave
RedBEERd wrote:He was still barely alive. I got him out but he lost his tail and ran off.
Jeff, I like your commercial there
Dave, I'm not all that original but yea, this should something like, "Faucet Lizard Ale, Minus Tail"
"Faucet Lizard Ale. You get a tail in every bottle!" What could be a better ad slogan than that?
Re: Look what I found
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:03 am
by Inkleg
FedoraDave wrote:You get tail in with every bottle!" What could be a better ad slogan than that?
You were on the right track Dave. FTFY
Re: Look what I found
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:08 am
by RickBeer
Poor sanitation practices...
Re: Look what I found
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:32 am
by Dawg LB Steve
Inkleg wrote:4KC now with real lizard.
Can't be any worse than fish bladder!
That lil feller looks like he got his bell rung when you turned the water on.
Re: Look what I found
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:35 am
by BigPapaG
Reworked the slogan:
'Get Some Tail with Lizard King Ale!'
Re: Look what I found
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:47 am
by FedoraDave
I can just imagine the ads that'll run during football games....
Re: Look what I found
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:04 am
by Beer-lord
BigPapaG wrote:Reworked the slogan:
'Get Some Tail with Lizard King Ale!'
Winner! But how can we tie this in to 4 Kilts Clueless? Well, the lizard was obviously clueless.
Re: Look what I found
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:09 pm
by LouieMacGoo
Maybe someone (ibasterd) could whip up a label with a drunken lizard wearing a kilt on it. [emoji38]
Re: Look what I found
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:42 pm
by BlackDuck
LouieMacGoo wrote:Maybe someone (ibasterd) could whip up a label with a drunken lizard wearing a kilt on it. [emoji38]
Oh hell yes. That would be awesome.
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