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Not sure if I'm up for this beer crowdfunding...

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First Vaginal Beer: Bottled Instinct

Multiple contributions levels... up to 10,000 euro, which will let you or a loved one contribute the yeast for the brewday... :blink:

Only 1 euro donated so far, so I guess not a lot of takers...

And you all thought 'Beard Beer' was bad...
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I wasn't ready for all of that but I wonder if this is real or not.
If so, it takes beer into a real, personal level.
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Beer for the crotchety old man
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Wonder why they isolated lacto instead of some kind of yeast? There is likely nothing special about lacto from down there. It's just lacto like anywhere else. Doesn't matter who's down there it was. May as well be from my butt.

Hmm... should I crowd fund Mashani's Butt Beer?

All I can figure is they must be sourpusses.

Really - I'm sure if I got a culturing set, I could find much more interesting stuff to ferment with on my dog who runs out in the field of wildflowers.
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Mashani' Butt Beer is not something I want to read first thing in the morning! :)
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UMMM.....HUH?
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mashani wrote:Hmm... should I crowd fund Mashani's Butt Beer?
It's unfortunate that I can't un-see this...
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Maybe "4 Kilts Clueless" brewery can make a "We Found it Under Our Kilts" beer?

You could make a zillion dollars. A zillion I say.
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mashani wrote:Maybe "4 Kilts Clueless" brewery can make a "We Found it Under Our Kilts" beer?

You could make a zillion dollars. A zillion I say.
NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I am still in therapy from that collateral hit I took! :razz: :? :blink: :huh:
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Hardly Apple Cider on tap
Hardly Cherry Lime-Aid on tap
Oktoberfestive-Ale on tap
PGA Cider (Pear, Ginger, Apple) on tap 3rd Founders Cup 2016 King Of The Mountain on tap
Bottoms Up Brown on tap GOLD 2016 Ohio Brew Week Silver 2016 Ohio State Fair Silver 2016 Son of Brewzilla, Silver 2015 Son of Brewzilla, Bronze 2015 King Of The Mountain on tap
NITWIT BELGIAN STRONG ALE Banjo-Dawg RCE bottled
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Dawg LB Steve wrote:
mashani wrote:Maybe "4 Kilts Clueless" brewery can make a "We Found it Under Our Kilts" beer?

You could make a zillion dollars. A zillion I say.
NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I am still in therapy from that collateral hit I took! :razz: :? :blink: :huh:
Yea, me too! My eyes have never been the same and after that, I made sure I always looked Jeff DIRECTLY in his eyes. :oops:
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Thank God I was not in the line of fire for that blatant and deliberate attack!!!


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Hey! Say what you will, but I was provoked!!!! :p :lol:
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My question is, is this the most creative thing they can think of to brew? Really? The poor dears have no imagination. There are tons of things to do to make good, interesting beers without seeing how gross they can make their process. I think they’re just trolling to get a rise out of people.
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