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Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 9:48 am
by BigPapaG
Well, isn't this interesting...

Works with bottles, cans (maybe Crowlers?) and 64 oz growlers (some?)...

Scientifically engineered... (To aerate your beer I wonder?)

In any case, it might be cool on the patio or back deck with a friend or two...

Fizzics Portable Draft Beer System FZ01

Just 4AA's... No CO2!

All done? Run some Star San through it and you're ready for the next table party!

:cool:

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 9:57 am
by Beer-lord
Dear Family, do not give me this gift for Father's Day!
Thanks,
Dad
:o

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 7:26 pm
by John Sand
Beer+straw? What's not to like? :)

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 12:32 pm
by Jon
John Sand wrote:Beer+straw? What's not to like? :)
That price tag!

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 1:40 pm
by John Sand
:lol: :lol:

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 2:01 pm
by Kealia
I know I can be skeptical but I don't think I need a machine to take the beer out of a container for me.

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 2:44 pm
by Whamolagan
Kealia wrote:I know I can be skeptical but I don't think I need a machine to take the beer out of a container for me.
Especially when you have to fill it to begin with

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 3:01 pm
by Kealia
Whamolagan wrote:
Kealia wrote:I know I can be skeptical but I don't think I need a machine to take the beer out of a container for me.
Especially when you have to fill it to begin with
Exactly. Maybe this works well for people who only buy growlers?
I just can't fathom that it changes the taste of a can/bottle of beer.

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 3:41 pm
by Whamolagan
Kealia wrote:
Whamolagan wrote:
Kealia wrote:I know I can be skeptical but I don't think I need a machine to take the beer out of a container for me.
Especially when you have to fill it to begin with
Exactly. Maybe this works well for people who only buy growlers?
I just can't fathom that it changes the taste of a can/bottle of beer.
Anymore than pouring it into a glass and letting the head let the hop aromas out

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 3:42 pm
by BigPapaG
So it works like this...

I asked my friends sister, who is also his aunt so I knows its fer real... :rofl:

Case of Bud = $20 :?
7.5 cases of Bud = $150 :razz:

Fizzics unit plus tax = $180 :give:

Cost of America Sticker for unit = ? ;)

Glass of Bud on draft = $1. :redface:
180 glasses of Bud on draft = $180 :jumpy:

$150-$180 = - $30 Savings! :rolleyes:

$180 Fizzics unit - $30 Savings = $150 Adjusted cost of Fizzics unit... :whistle:

Since yer getting draft beer now instead of bottled, subtract the 7.5 cases of bottled Bud... :oops:

So $150 - $150 = FREE! :banana:

So you can have Bud on Draft fer FREE... Ain't that American! :flag:

:lies:

:cool:

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 5:10 pm
by Dawg LB Steve
BigPapaG wrote:So it works like this...

I asked my friends sister, who is also his aunt so I knows its fer real... :rofl:

Case of Bud = $20 :?
7.5 cases of Bud = $150 :razz:

Fizzics unit plus tax = $180 :give:

Cost of America Sticker for unit = ? ;)

Glass of Bud on draft = $1. :redface:
180 glases of Bud on draft = $180 :jumpy:

$150-$180 = - $30 Savings! :rolleyes:

$180 Fizzics unit - $30 Savings = $150 Adjusted cost of Fizzics unit... :whistle:

Since yer getting draft beer now instead of bottled, subtract the 7.5 cases of bottled Bud... :oops:

So $150 - $150 = FREE! :banana:

So you can have Bud on Draft fer FREE... Ain't that American! :flag:

:lies:

:cool:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Don't let uncle/pa find out about aunt/sis!

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:56 pm
by Kealia
This must be that new math that everybody is talking about.

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:02 pm
by BigPapaG
Kealia wrote:This must be that new math that everybody is talking about.
Yeah, after a few fizzy yellow... Straw drafts?

:p

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:48 pm
by Whamolagan
Bud math=bad math

Re: Fizzics (not the meaning I think of...)

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:41 pm
by Wbrewmaster
What a gimmick! I mean there are guys at my work talking about buying them. So I asked 'what type of beer do you guys drink'.....one said Coors and the other, nothing but Miller! :o