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That ought to fix him
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:55 am
by RedBEERd
Re: That ought to fix him
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:31 pm
by Inkleg
Guess he'll have to drink standing up for awhile.
Re: That ought to fix him
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:40 pm
by brewnewb
Sounds like he needs a new girl friend or a place to hide the steak knives ...
Re: That ought to fix him
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:18 am
by The_Professor
I hate stories like this that leave unanswered questions.
TFA wrote:...because he moved the mini-fridge that was full of beer into the living room...
So where exactly did he move it from?
TFA wrote:...allegedly stabbing her boyfriend in the butt with a steak knife...
Left or right buttocks?
I don't know what he's complaining about, it's better than a sharp stick in the eye.
Re: That ought to fix him
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:22 am
by mashani
You forgot the most important question.
What kind of beer?
Re: That ought to fix him
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:49 am
by FedoraDave
This just indicates the enormous necessity of equipping every home with a ManCave. I don't get stabbed in the butt by my wife for moving the beer fridge (or the keezer) because I don't have to move the beer fridge or the keezer because they're both in the ManCave!