Temptation great...must...resist....
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- FedoraDave
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Temptation great...must...resist....
My future son-in-law was going to come up last weekend (or something; I'm really out of the loop here) to accompany my parents to the airport to then fly to Hawaii for my niece's wedding, which is today.
Are you with me so far?
Thing is, they didn't.
The flight was Tuesday, and my daughter had to work Monday, so they met up with my parents at the airport and everything went well.
Got it up to now?
Thing is....
I have this Groomsman's Pride IPA I want him to taste before I nail down the recipe so he can give a case each to his two attendants at their wedding next Labor Day weekend.
I have one bottle left. This is a really good IPA, and I've polished off the other 23 bottles, because...well, because it's a really good IPA!
I have other beers in the fridge, yeah, but that one bottle just sits there.
Taunting me.
Bending my will. "Drink me", it says. "I taste good", it says. "You can always make more; who knows when he'll be able to taste me?" it says.
When will the voices stop?!
Are you with me so far?
Thing is, they didn't.
The flight was Tuesday, and my daughter had to work Monday, so they met up with my parents at the airport and everything went well.
Got it up to now?
Thing is....
I have this Groomsman's Pride IPA I want him to taste before I nail down the recipe so he can give a case each to his two attendants at their wedding next Labor Day weekend.
I have one bottle left. This is a really good IPA, and I've polished off the other 23 bottles, because...well, because it's a really good IPA!
I have other beers in the fridge, yeah, but that one bottle just sits there.
Taunting me.
Bending my will. "Drink me", it says. "I taste good", it says. "You can always make more; who knows when he'll be able to taste me?" it says.
When will the voices stop?!
Obey The Hat!
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Some regard me as a Sensei of Brewing
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Fedora Brauhaus
Re: Temptation great...must...resist....
Just drink it right now... Make the voices stop!FedoraDave wrote: When will the voices stop?!
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Re: Temptation great...must...resist....
They'll stop as soon as you drink it! Then the other voices will start:
Shoulder A: "Weakling!"
Shoulder B: "I'm not weak, I just likes good beer."
Shoulder A: "Weakling!"
Shoulder B: "Shut up!"
Shoulder A: "Weakling!"
Shoulder B: "Oh, RDWHAHB. I'll brew another."
Shoulder A: "OK, sounds right to me."
Shoulder A: "Weakling!"
Shoulder B: "I'm not weak, I just likes good beer."
Shoulder A: "Weakling!"
Shoulder B: "Shut up!"
Shoulder A: "Weakling!"
Shoulder B: "Oh, RDWHAHB. I'll brew another."
Shoulder A: "OK, sounds right to me."
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Re: Temptation great...must...resist....
They do have a point, drinking helps stop the voices. I think that's all I should say.
Making beer and stew for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Never mind, there it is.
Never mind, there it is.
Re: Temptation great...must...resist....
The voices will stop when you box it up and send it to me.
- FedoraDave
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Re: Temptation great...must...resist....
You guys are NOT HELPING!
Obey The Hat!
http://www.homebrew-with-the-hat.com
Some regard me as a Sensei of Brewing
http://www.homebrew-with-the-hat.com
Some regard me as a Sensei of Brewing
Fedora Brauhaus
Re: Temptation great...must...resist....
What languages are the voices speaking in? Are you fluent in them? Either way, listen to the voices, listen carefully...I hear them all the time and they are saying: Drink me, drink me, dri-i-i-i-i-ink meeeeeeeeeeee (Little Shop of Whores comes to mind)FedoraDave wrote:You guys are NOT HELPING!
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Conditioning: Nut Brown Vienna Lager Ale, PilotHouse Pilsner, Johnny Silk's ESB 4th gen, Blue Moon Clone Trois, Fallen Friar Deaux, Arizona Country Canadian Draft Deaux
Drinking & Sharing: Rose's Rambling Red, Blue Moon Deaux, Ruck & Maul Red, American Devil Indian Pale Ale, Quiet Creek Kolsch, Northwest Pale Ale, Golden Czech Pils, Beach Babe Blonde, Grand Bohemian Czech Pils Trois, Diablo IPA+, Columbus Cascading Amber Ale, High Country Gold Lager Ale,
Fermenting: Quiet Kreek Kolsch Deaux, First Pitch Pilsner Ale Trois
Conditioning: Nut Brown Vienna Lager Ale, PilotHouse Pilsner, Johnny Silk's ESB 4th gen, Blue Moon Clone Trois, Fallen Friar Deaux, Arizona Country Canadian Draft Deaux
Drinking & Sharing: Rose's Rambling Red, Blue Moon Deaux, Ruck & Maul Red, American Devil Indian Pale Ale, Quiet Creek Kolsch, Northwest Pale Ale, Golden Czech Pils, Beach Babe Blonde, Grand Bohemian Czech Pils Trois, Diablo IPA+, Columbus Cascading Amber Ale, High Country Gold Lager Ale,
Re: Temptation great...must...resist....
Dang T8r, where is THAT bar? Never mind, SWMBO wouldn't want me goin'der anyway...T8rSalad wrote:
I hear them all the time and they are saying: Drink me, drink me, dri-i-i-i-i-ink meeeeeeeeeeee (Little Shop of Whores comes to mind)
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Re: Temptation great...must...resist....
Just do it! POP that top and go vampire on 'im!!! Drink down all that goodness that is life! Get'r done!!
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