BeerBorg

My future son-in-law was going to come up last weekend (or something; I'm really out of the loop here) to accompany my parents to the airport to then fly to Hawaii for my niece's wedding, which is today.

Are you with me so far?

Thing is, they didn't.

The flight was Tuesday, and my daughter had to work Monday, so they met up with my parents at the airport and everything went well.

Got it up to now?

Thing is....

I have this Groomsman's Pride IPA I want him to taste before I nail down the recipe so he can give a case each to his two attendants at their wedding next Labor Day weekend.

I have one bottle left. This is a really good IPA, and I've polished off the other 23 bottles, because...well, because it's a really good IPA!

I have other beers in the fridge, yeah, but that one bottle just sits there.

Taunting me.

Bending my will. "Drink me", it says. "I taste good", it says. "You can always make more; who knows when he'll be able to taste me?" it says.

When will the voices stop?!

FedoraDave wrote: When will the voices stop?!

Just drink it right now... Make the voices stop!

They'll stop as soon as you drink it! Then the other voices will start:
Shoulder A: "Weakling!"
Shoulder B: "I'm not weak, I just likes good beer."
Shoulder A: "Weakling!"
Shoulder B: "Shut up!"
Shoulder A: "Weakling!"
Shoulder B: "Oh, RDWHAHB. I'll brew another."
Shoulder A: "OK, sounds right to me."

They do have a point, drinking helps stop the voices. I think that's all I should say.

The voices will stop when you box it up and send it to me.

You guys are NOT HELPING!

FedoraDave wrote:You guys are NOT HELPING!

What languages are the voices speaking in? Are you fluent in them? Either way, listen to the voices, listen carefully...I hear them all the time and they are saying: Drink me, drink me, dri-i-i-i-i-ink meeeeeeeeeeee (Little Shop of Whores comes to mind)

T8rSalad wrote:
I hear them all the time and they are saying: Drink me, drink me, dri-i-i-i-i-ink meeeeeeeeeeee (Little Shop of Whores comes to mind)

Dang T8r, where is THAT bar? Never mind, SWMBO wouldn't want me goin'der anyway...

Just do it! POP that top and go vampire on 'im!!! Drink down all that goodness that is life! Get'r done!!