Ask away!

[haerbob3]

Will the bald spot on the top of my head ever go away?
Why is summer so hot?
Do these shoes make my ass look big?

I feel better now.

Seriously, I think this forum has reared it's head at the perfect time. I can already see it's just as friendly as Mr. Beer's forum. I hope we can still share our brew days, questions, and just silliness here too.

To answer your questions in the order asked:
1. No
2. Because everyone is using their BBQs
3. Yes

Glad you came over Beer-lord! I always enjoyed your comments and expertise on the other site, and as we build membership someone of your caliber can go a long way!

That was his ass? Thought Mars was crashing

[haerbob3]

I've gotta ask.... how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

This woodchuck has fell/cut/split/chucked bout 5 cords so far, 10-12 more cords to go. Wanna come help? I promise to keep you drunk!

when he done there in came come here an' play woodchuck

[haerbob3]

42?

I believe that is Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything. But it could answer the woodchuck question as well.

I want to know if a dog's mouth is really cleaner than a human's?

according to what i saw on mythbusters yes a dogs mouth is cleaner than ours

ah yes but who asked it?? and what was the universe actually for

[Bluejaye]

Ok, I think I know the answer, but I guess if I never get anyone to confirm it, do I really know? Anyway, what is the temperature in this picture? 64-ish???

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[Yankeedag]

I would think between 62 and 66 with it being closer to 62...but then, I am retarded.

[FrozenInTime]

Otay, I'll ask a question.

I want to know, what is out there, beyond the known universe? Does it go on forever black/empty, other universes with other life? Is there and end to space, or is it infinity? Is our universe just the inside of a dust speck floating around on some bigger creatures back on a bigger world?

Or should I just drink some more peppermint schnopps and go pass out?

[Gymrat]

You know that black box they always look for after a plane crash...why don't they make the entire plane out of that stuff?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

[FrozenInTime]

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

I can answer that.

YES

But I'm not very graceful when I do... LOL

[mashani]

Otay, I'll ask a question.

I want to know, what is out there, beyond the known universe? Does it go on forever black/empty, other universes with other life? Is there and end to space, or is it infinity? Is our universe just the inside of a dust speck floating around on some bigger creatures back on a bigger world?

Or should I just drink some more peppermint schnopps and go pass out?

Watch this film:

http://www.quantumactivist.com/

[Yankeedag]

I'd comment on this, but then, all questions would be answered and there would be no need to keep this thread open.


and to FIT, you are in shape...round is a shape.

and 42 is not the answer..they didn't carry the .ooo13

[FrozenInTime]

Otay, I'll ask a question.

I want to know, what is out there, beyond the known universe? Does it go on forever black/empty, other universes with other life? Is there and end to space, or is it infinity? Is our universe just the inside of a dust speck floating around on some bigger creatures back on a bigger world?

Or should I just drink some more peppermint schnopps and go pass out?

Watch this film:

http://www.quantumactivist.com/

Thanks, I bookmarked it. I will watch it, I am curious about this stuff.

[BigPapaG]

Otay, I'll ask a question.

I want to know, what is out there, beyond the known universe? Does it go on forever black/empty, other universes with other life? Is there and end to space, or is it infinity? Is our universe just the inside of a dust speck floating around on some bigger creatures back on a bigger world?

Or should I just drink some more peppermint schnopps and go pass out?

Watch this film:

http://www.quantumactivist.com/

Thanks, I bookmarked it. I will watch it, I am curious about this stuff.

Hmmm... Quantum-curious....

[TimeTraveler]

Big Papa G,

We all know what is out there - the Restaurant at the End of the Universe!

[FrozenInTime]

Big Papa G,

We all know what is out there - the Restaurant at the End of the Universe!

Is that where flo is slinging hash? Sign me up for that trip!!

[jimjohson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... EZZDqI&t=2