LMAO.
ok ....today was interesting.
I was going to put pictures on this one and then.....well....here it goes.
I sanitized everything like a good boy, put my ph balancer in with 8 litres of water as per instructions.
then put into my ole 5 gallon carboy (make note of that 5 gallon part)
I then proceeded to open the big bag o wort to put into the carboy when ....I popped the lid assuming there was a wine tap inside....there wasn't.
Just a big ole hole for all the wort to spill out of....(it gets better)....
Thankfully I had my funnel out so i did not lose much and as I pour the wort into the 5 gallon carboy (note that part again)....I begin to notice(wait for it...)...the box says 6 gallon kit(there ya go).
As I pause in shock at this new turn of events I realize my carboy is about to overflow. What to do.
Thankfully a quick head had me pull out my lbk ....pop some oxysan in everything (30 second contact time ftw).
I then rush to grab my 2 jars of eden barley extract and add them to 4 litres of water ( gallon of wort still in the bag after all).
I quickly dump the mixture into the lbk, then to ensure I get some of the PH balancer in the brew, I dump some of the mixed wort from my carboy into my lbk....only I had the spigot open.
After I clean that up I proceed to santize all the taps , the outside of the carboy...and then dare I say it...I have the balls to pitch the coopers yeast into the lbk and carboy and call it a day.
With all my frantic wizardry thinking fasy, the gravity is at 1.054 for both the lbk and the carboy (outfreakin standing!!)
But what the heck happened to this being...well...easy?
